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Wednesday, December 01, 2004
2+2=5
So I was talking with my parents about Wal-Mart's latest evil actions. Rubbermaid, a USA based company had to sell out to have there shit made in China. The reason was Wal-Mart set the price they would sell Rubbermaid products. Being the cheapest prices around Wal-Mart therefore sets the price they are going to buy the product. Rubbermaid was selling to Wal-Mart at a loss just to have the product on the shelf. This in turn drove Rubbermaid out of business, forcing them to move over seas where labor is cheaper. Many people lost there job over that little deal. Try not shopping at Wal-Mart, and you will find out what a monopoly means. Everything is in that one store and everything is cheaper than anywhere else. ???
Posted by: Lufkin Therman Legnon the Third / 5:47 PM 
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dude, fuck rubbermaid. they might be getting screwed by wal-mart, but on the list of folks getting it from ol' sam, arent they on the rich side of things to begin with. i aint sayin that that makes it ok, but theres lots more peoples out there more deserving of our collective pity. besides, wal-marts job is to look out for wal-mart, not rubbermaids bitch ass.
Damn Sir Fatty, "walmart's job is to look out for walmart"?!?!? What kind of bullshit is that?? If you arent being sarcastic, I'ma have to whoop your bitch ass back to the cafeteria. You sound like a Mopublican. I hope you dont talk to your mom with those vocal chords. Urrybuddy in the club knows that walmart's job is to enslave chinese people.
what about old people, shaq? they are enslaved as well. all chained up to the baskets and shit. i wasnt being sarcastic. its just when i say "look out for wal-mart," i mean "crush anyone in their way." and when i say "rubbermaid's bitch ass," i mean "and that means everyone." that is their job, is it not? who else is gonna step up to the task of getting all these bastard "mom and pop" stores outta here. damn, i hate mom and pops. and companies that dont enslave all those lazy foreigners. get them outta here too. also, i think we need some more tax breaks for the rich. and fuck poor people. Bush is great. mary was pro-life. marriage is a sacred institution between a man and woman. Kerry is a flip-flopper. gun control is evil. i eat babies. i guess it is kinda hard to write sarcasm. i tried harder this time.
I guess it's more like "unfortunately, walmart considers its only job to be looking out for itself"? 'Cuz that makes more cents. Also, President Bush is my hero because now he has fashioned himself to be "the Abstinence President". Yet another parallel between him and Mary. I'm currently working on a skit where Mary confronts God on Jenny Jones or another one of those "Who My Baby Daddy?" shows. So God takes a paternity test but he's all like "he don't look nothing like me!" or "She a slut! Been sleeping around with all type of people" etc. Maybe one day I'll read the Bible so I can write more material. Which is the part that deals with Jesus' birth? Genesis?
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